Conversations like this happen over G-chat some what regularly. Honestly, I wish they happened every hour because talking with my Dad is hilarious. He’s a quirky human being that I love so much.
me: yo yoyoyoyoyooy! why did your phone not get my texty the other day?
Gary: yes, not sure
me: I thought I was so brilliant asking you to be my alarm clock
Gary: i may not have heard it….not so brilliant
me: dad!!
would you have called if you did hear it?
Gary: perhaps just buying a simple alarm clock
probably
me: no no, these days it straight up takes human interaction for me to move
Gary: why?
me: because I’m so tired and sleep deprived
Gary: hmmmm
me: anyways, legit question:
[personal trust-me-you-don't-care conversation]
me: welp, i love you!
Gary: love you more. looking forward to seeing you in 10 days
me: i’m going to go eat pizza and watch holiday movies.
i know so soon!
me: quickly… devestating news: i might be lactose in tolerant.
Gary: probably not
that is something you do not develope
me: probably! i can hardly drink milk anymore
Gary: you are born with it or not
me: which is devestating since i drink milk all the time
you totally can develop it!
Gary: ok
me: in other words, more than ever, i need your prayers.
Gary: ok
gotta run.
me: fine bye
He’s too good to me sometimes.
Live free. Dream far.
