We Bought a Zoo (2011): The Best Hyperbolic Movie Review Ever In All Time.

Tonight I saw We Bought a Zoo with my friend Val. Here’s why it was amazing:

-Jonsi music paired with above average PERFECT cinematography  was absolutely incredible.

-Lots of animal amazingness all the time.

-A lion named Solomon, who I now call best heart friends forever and ever. I love him.

-Fighting with loads of screaming.

-A physical transformation with one of those panning scenes where it is a completely, totally different place than when it started.

-An aware 8 year old with amazing, wonderful one liners and a teenager with the best bad, bratty attitude ever ever ever.

-Dreams come true always.

-Scarlett Johansson in one of her least annoying roles ever. Oscar worthy for the next seven years. (this might cross the line…………but! they bought a zoo!)

It was magic. I will see it again and I will buy a zoo. Or maybe just craft wooden boxes. Or make a really delicious sand which for dinner. Or make a new street tag. Regardless, I will buy a zoo.

Live free. Dream far.

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One Response to We Bought a Zoo (2011): The Best Hyperbolic Movie Review Ever In All Time.

  1. definitely i will go see this with you. they bought a zoo!!!

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